LAST TIME ON MacGyver: I’m black and sassy and a WHOLE lotta woman! 18-MINUTE MONTAGE OF MACY’S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADES FROM THE LAST 25 YEARS Magnum: This man will die if we can’t cure his lupus and replace all his blood with liquid styrofoam! CLIP FROM PETER GABRIEL’S SLEDGEHAMMER VIDEO MacGyver: I’m leaving Sterling Cooper … Continue reading
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75th Street – Part II
LAST TIME ON Magnum: Pete and Higgins have been brutally murdered! We have to hunt down their murderers! RANDOM FOOTAGE FROM AN EPISODE THREE SEASONS AGO OF MACGYVER EATING A SANDWICH MacGyver: Dammit, Magnum, they’re getting away! STOCK FOOTAGE OF WRIGHT BROTHERS FLYING AEROPLANE Magnum: This won’t end well for you, Galtieri! The Falklands are … Continue reading
75th Street – Part I
“Angus!” “What?” “Angus!” “What?!” “AAAAANNNGUUSSSSSSSSS!!!” “What in god’s name do you want, Tom?! I’m trying to jerk off to pictures of a young Teri Hatcher in here!” “They’ve brutally murdered our friends, man! Pete and Higgins are dead!” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” “The killers are getting away! Our only hope for justice…or vengeance…is to join forces!” “…let me … Continue reading
Gregory Boulevard
So I was hanging out with my old buddy the Tooth Fairy the other day, when she said something that changed everything. “I kill people for sport.” My jaw dropped. My palms sweated. I asked her to say it again, directly into the camera that was broadcasting live, nationwide. “I kill people for sport.” Here … Continue reading
Rhoades to Madness 