In the year 2005, DC Comics was just at the beginning of an event-crazy cycle that would eventually lead to the reboot of their entire universe six years later. It was a wild time to follow comics, but it wasn’t all positive. “Event Fatigue” set in pretty fast, and it was hard to keep up … Continue reading
Wha…what the hell? Where am I? Why is there a huge pile of…oh no. No! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Goddamn it all to hell! That’s the last time I let anyone buy me a McRoofie! And there doesn’t even seem to be a door to this room. Perhaps there’s an answer in this…ugh…pile of mail… Dear Alex, You … Continue reading
You know, I believed the Mayans. I believed the Mayans when they told me I’d have excellent crops four years ago. (I did! Those fucking cantaloupes were the BOMB, yo!) I believed them when they told me I should be on the lookout for new opportunities. (I should!) I believed them when they said that … Continue reading
Oh dear lord, it’s not that time again, isn’t it? I don’t even understand why I should do this. I don’t even get any… All right, fine. Dear Alex, What are your pageviews? I want to laugh at how puny they are. Sincerely, Chuckles What an unbearably boring question. “Oh Alex, I want … Continue reading
This morning started off on a sad note as I discovered my Betta fish, Septimus, had died suddenly. He was a little over one year old. His death leaves an empty aquarium and two saddened owners. But Septimus accomplished much in his one year of life, and in his honor I will relate to you … Continue reading
When the Halls of Hysteria was still a thing, I would occasionally post ridiculous comics featuring robot toys that Morgan of Morgan on Media had found but could not identify. The joke was that the robots themselves had their memories wiped and then were forced to re-enact popular movies. Like so: And so… … Continue reading
A curious absence! A silent protagonist! A bewildered public, hungry for answers! Titties! Needless to say, the last few days have seen a dearth of posts from yours truly, and the reason is that my Prettybird kinda, sorta flew the coop. Not as in “we broke up and all the world will feel my … Continue reading
Grunting and grumbling about what I like, hate, and wonder.
for the love of nike
The top 10 of just about anything everything, from cakes to cats and dogs to caravans. Always a laugh, always worth seeing.
Adventures in absurdity
My name is Alex. I have pop culture feelings. Updates every Friday (usually). Slight tendency to edit as I go.
