My closest association with the Miami Dolphins is that I enjoy Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, so I certainly don’t have a dogfish in the race when it comes to the NFL franchise’s apparent new logo. Though I can certainly understand the backlash fans are launching against it. First, some history. The Dolphins, created in 1966, … Continue reading
Every Christmas, I take my gift-wrapping seriously. I settle on a theme and stick with it for everyone’s present. Some years, it’s as simple as the same (usually fancy) wrapping paper/colors/ribbon. Other years, like this one, I get more creative. Starting with brown kraft paper, I then chose images or created logos that meant something … Continue reading
Oh hi, readers! Just a terrifying little glimpse into the future. Don’t worry about it. Continue reading
Our favorite villains from 1980s cartoons were serious badasses. They didn’t give a shit about anyone, their own henchmen included. And it was a damn good thing their plans were all ludicrous and destined-to-fail, because these bastards were the very personification of pure evil. But 30 years later, audiences need to feel as though they … Continue reading
And so it came to pass that Alex Ryan Rhoades acquired a tumblr blog and named it The Green Road. I have become fascinated with this format, this “wall of images” style of communication. Obviously, a wall of gorgeous nude women like My Intimate Desires holds obvious appeal, but what really got me thinking about … Continue reading
Yes, there was no post for Friday. I apologize for this, but it was unavoidable. For you see, I am working on the GREATEST BLOG POST EVER. It will shake the very foundations of not only the Internet, but all of civilization. It will change the way we look at each other, at communication in … Continue reading
An odd contradiction in my behavior is that I dislike alcohol but love love love alcohol signage, labels, and advertising. I have several pint glasses, my favorite of which is Arrogant Bastard Ale. I’ve never even tried Arrogant Bastard Ale. I’ve always tried to figure out why I adore the label but hate the contents. … Continue reading
Grunting and grumbling about what I like, hate, and wonder.
for the love of nike
The top 10 of just about anything everything, from cakes to cats and dogs to caravans. Always a laugh, always worth seeing.
Adventures in absurdity
My name is Alex. I have pop culture feelings. Updates every Friday (usually). Slight tendency to edit as I go.
