My Day As A Real Estate Agent Me: “All right, here we are! I hope you guys are ready to be dazzled!” Wife: “Oh wow, it’s beautiful! What kind of architecture is that?” Me: “It’s Pre-Colonial.” Husband: ” ‘Pre-Colonial’? What is ‘Pre-Colonial’?” Me: “It was built before the Colonial Era.” Husband: “That doesn’t make any … Continue reading
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Baltimore Avenue
Simply put, Mega Class 12 Actuary Force Squad-Z IV: Requiem of Sonata’s End is not only the best video game ever made, but also the best snowplow as well. Made exclusively for the PlayStation Crab, it is likely the first game on the system to take full advantage of the claw-controls and the Dual-Pinch technology. … Continue reading
Wornall Road
This will come as quite a shock to you. That being said, everything is hunky-dory. And so, the end of our tale. Thank you for watching, fair listener, and may your day be as pleasant as it is pleasant. May your life stretch on in a series of carefully orchestrated vignettes and 1980s … Continue reading
Wyandotte Street
So I told you once that perspirational entities were attempting a takeover of Kentucky Fried Chicken. It turns out that I may have been undressed in my vaunted pursuit of emotional imprisonment. Perspirational entities, it turns out, are actually quite viscid. They spoke to me during an episode of 2 Broke Girls, materializing out of … Continue reading
Rhoades to Madness 