Fucking baristas, am I right? What with the coffee and all? Damn. Of course, the whole “coffee shop employee” thing was just a disguise. It would have been really anti-climactic if he were just some minimum wage java-slinger, huh? But no, our villain turns out to be a true cosmic badass. And unlike our heroes, … Continue reading
When I first saw a trailer for Looper, I was pretty damn impressed. Just the concept was interesting: hitmen hired specially to kill and dispose of marks from the future, and one of those hitmen forced to confront his older self. Add in a cast like Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, and Emily Blunt, and you … Continue reading
Blog-readers all over the world have been blown away after the premiere of MacGyver and Magnum, p.i. on Rhoades to Madness. It has been hailed as not only “something on the Internet,” but also “something to read.” But the success of this massively ambitious project was never a certainty. For the next fourteen hours, we’re … Continue reading
LAST TIME ON MacGyver: I’m black and sassy and a WHOLE lotta woman! 18-MINUTE MONTAGE OF MACY’S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADES FROM THE LAST 25 YEARS Magnum: This man will die if we can’t cure his lupus and replace all his blood with liquid styrofoam! CLIP FROM PETER GABRIEL’S SLEDGEHAMMER VIDEO MacGyver: I’m leaving Sterling Cooper … Continue reading
LAST TIME ON Magnum: Pete and Higgins have been brutally murdered! We have to hunt down their murderers! RANDOM FOOTAGE FROM AN EPISODE THREE SEASONS AGO OF MACGYVER EATING A SANDWICH MacGyver: Dammit, Magnum, they’re getting away! STOCK FOOTAGE OF WRIGHT BROTHERS FLYING AEROPLANE Magnum: This won’t end well for you, Galtieri! The Falklands are … Continue reading
“Angus!” “What?” “Angus!” “What?!” “AAAAANNNGUUSSSSSSSSS!!!” “What in god’s name do you want, Tom?! I’m trying to jerk off to pictures of a young Teri Hatcher in here!” “They’ve brutally murdered our friends, man! Pete and Higgins are dead!” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” “The killers are getting away! Our only hope for justice…or vengeance…is to join forces!” “…let me … Continue reading
Yes, there was no post for Friday. I apologize for this, but it was unavoidable. For you see, I am working on the GREATEST BLOG POST EVER. It will shake the very foundations of not only the Internet, but all of civilization. It will change the way we look at each other, at communication in … Continue reading
writes one short story every week
Grunting and grumbling about what I like, hate, and wonder.
tales from a conflicted sneakerhead
Animals, Gift Ideas, Travel, Books, Recycling Ideas and Many, Many More
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My name is Alex. I have pop culture feelings. Updates every Friday (usually). Slight tendency to edit as I go.
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