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Troost Avenue

Dear Mr. Gropesflurry, Independent hospitals such as St. Luke’s Terminal Cancer Inflatable Bouncy Castle require a hardworking, organized administrative staff to ensure that the patients are well cared for, bathed, groomed, fluffed, and rotated on a semi-regular basis. My administrative experience, organizational skills, and my near-constant need to bathe in human blood would help contribute … Continue reading

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The Paseo

He began as he began everything. He removed his saddle bag from its customary place under the refrigerator, unzipped it, loaded it with miniature dolphins, and then jammed everything into his eyesocket.   He had been happy once. There was a Crest Toothpaste Ranch to go home to. Days spent taming what were thought to … Continue reading

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