It has been nearly 14 months since I decided to step away from Rhoades to Madness. That is a pretty long while in Internet terms. In geologic terms, it’s an eyeblink. So let’s get our shit into perspective, hmm?
Why am I back. Why am I back?
Because there are things that need said. And my cat is tired of listening to them. (I have a cat now, by the way.) He is tired of listening to me yammer on about how great Captain America: The Winter Soldier was. He doesn’t give a rat’s ass about Hearthstone. He just yawns when someone gets killed on Game of Thrones. Honestly, I wonder sometimes if he understands me at all.
So I’m back because my cat sucks.