As of today, Rhoades to Madness will no longer update (or even try) on Monday-Wednesday-Friday. I will NOT be shutting down the blog, but it will only be updated on a whenever-I-feel-like-it schedule. There are a few factors behind this decision. The least important of them being that barely anyone reads this. My pageviews absolutely … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: March 2013
Laces Out!
My closest association with the Miami Dolphins is that I enjoy Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, so I certainly don’t have a dogfish in the race when it comes to the NFL franchise’s apparent new logo. Though I can certainly understand the backlash fans are launching against it. First, some history. The Dolphins, created in 1966, … Continue reading
Warwick Boulevard
HEY IT’S TIME FOR WARWICK BOULEVARD ALL UP IN THIS, BITCHES! Man, I can’t wait for all the dope phats we’re gonna be launching in every direction! Man, I can’t wait for that herpes test to come back TOTALLY POSITIVE so I can be all up in my mom’s face like: YO MOM! Um…so… Yes? … Continue reading
Emerald Lasses
Last St. Patrick’s Day, I celebrated by offering up some green CGI babes I’d rendered in years past. This time around, I give you four real-life babes, all sporting a fresh coat of digital green paint. Enjoy, and happy drinking! Continue reading
TRON: Revisited
2010’s TRON: Legacy was not quite the slam-dunk blockbuster Disney had hoped for when it started plans to create a sequel to TRON way back in 2005. The original was considered a failure when it was released in 1982, earning $72 million — nearly four times its $17 million budget — but it quickly gained “cult … Continue reading
Oh The Sim-anity!
So while I expressed a more “big picture” concern for the always-online functionality of SimCity a couple of weeks ago, it turns out that the far more immediate concern was…well…the far more immediate concern. Much screaming and wringing of hands has taken place in the week since SimCity was released, first about its initial “midnight … Continue reading
Conflict of No Consequence
In the year 2005, DC Comics was just at the beginning of an event-crazy cycle that would eventually lead to the reboot of their entire universe six years later. It was a wild time to follow comics, but it wasn’t all positive. “Event Fatigue” set in pretty fast, and it was hard to keep up … Continue reading