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Spider-Meh

It’s hard to believe it’s been 10 years since Tobey Maguire first suited up as the wisecracking webslinger known as Spider-Man. I mean, that’s a long time. But it’s not that long. After all, the Sam Raimi-directed trilogy ended back in 2007, only five years ago. And, had things not gone all pear-shaped for Raimi … Continue reading

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75th Street – Part II

LAST TIME ON Magnum: Pete and Higgins have been brutally murdered! We have to hunt down their murderers! RANDOM FOOTAGE FROM AN EPISODE THREE SEASONS AGO OF MACGYVER EATING A SANDWICH MacGyver: Dammit, Magnum, they’re getting away! STOCK FOOTAGE OF WRIGHT BROTHERS FLYING AEROPLANE Magnum: This won’t end well for you, Galtieri! The Falklands are … Continue reading

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75th Street – Part I

“Angus!” “What?” “Angus!” “What?!” “AAAAANNNGUUSSSSSSSSS!!!” “What in god’s name do you want, Tom?! I’m trying to jerk off to pictures of a young Teri Hatcher in here!” “They’ve brutally murdered our friends, man! Pete and Higgins are dead!” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” “The killers are getting away! Our only hope for justice…or vengeance…is to join forces!” “…let me … Continue reading

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