I have a sweater kinda like this. Of course, it looks better on her. The bikini bottom, on the other hand, looks MUCH better on me. I fucking rock that shit. Continue reading »
Tag Archives: woman
The Mailbag
I passed 100 posts this week, and over the 8 months I’ve been writing Rhoades to Madness, I have accumulated a lot of mail from my adoring fans. I mean, a lot of mail. Tons. So much mail. Yep. Mail. Anyway, I thought it would be an absolute hoot to answer some totally real e-mails … Continue reading »
Tiding With Tidings
I’ve got a couple posts in the hopper, but they still need some work. So to tide my numerous and unruly fans over, I fall back on this. I mean – as far as “Plan Bs” are concerned – not bad, right? But I ask, what is going on here? Is she the newest student … Continue reading »
‘Til Some Idiot Killed It
“Yes, I’ve read a poem. Try not to faint.” As Cap’n Reynolds knows, the albatross was the central figure in Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s The Rime of the Ancient Mariner. In life, the albatross was a good omen. By killing it, the main character brings a curse down upon his ship, and his mates force him … Continue reading »
Recycled Food Porn
So this week’s Newsweek cover is making the rounds, and not just because of the obvious provocative-ness of the whole thing. Turns out the image of a woman’s mouth about to administer what we can only assume will be a spectacular blow-job to two asparagus at once (talent!) is not only racy but also recycled. … Continue reading »
