HEY IT’S TIME FOR WARWICK BOULEVARD ALL UP IN THIS, BITCHES! Man, I can’t wait for all the dope phats we’re gonna be launching in every direction! Man, I can’t wait for that herpes test to come back TOTALLY POSITIVE so I can be all up in my mom’s face like: YO MOM! Um…so… Yes? … Continue reading »
Well, now you know. 63rd Street was an unprecedented event and I’d like to thank all those who had a hand in the making of it. So…thanks, me. And I’d like to apologize to everyone who was subjected to it. It seems like a lot has happened out in the “real” world since the last … Continue reading »
It’s been a good few days to be a geek as two storied franchises finally finally finally released some decent trailers and lifted the veil of secrecy just a bit. We start with Star Trek Into Darkness, the long-awaited follow-up to the J.J. Abrams-helmed reboot. This being a J.J. Abrams thing, the lid has been … Continue reading »
For a science fiction television show with phasers and starships and people with pointy ears and bumpy heads, Star Trek: The Next Generation was surprisingly subtle at times. So subtle, in fact, that it’s taken me until just now to realize that Guinan – played by Whoopi Goldberg – was probably the worst motivational speaker … Continue reading »
First, the public service announcement: Rhoades to Madness may – MAY – go on a week’s hiatus. The reason is a little sad but inevitable. My laptop is dying by degrees. It’s a Toshiba Qosmio X305, and it has served me faithfully for more than four years. Its flashy red exterior wasn’t quite to my … Continue reading »
On September 8th, 1966, the future began. And almost a half-century later, Star Trek is still one of the most celebrated television and movie franchises in history – spanning nearly 530 hours of content – and continues to have an incredible impact on not only our culture, but even our science and technology. Not … Continue reading »
When the Halls of Hysteria was still a thing, I would occasionally post ridiculous comics featuring robot toys that Morgan of Morgan on Media had found but could not identify. The joke was that the robots themselves had their memories wiped and then were forced to re-enact popular movies. Like so: And so… … Continue reading »
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My name is Alex. I have pop culture feelings. Updates every Wednesday and Friday. Slight tendency to edit as I go.
