Wha…what the hell? Where am I? Why is there a huge pile of…oh no. No! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Goddamn it all to hell! That’s the last time I let anyone buy me a McRoofie! And there doesn’t even seem to be a door to this room. Perhaps there’s an answer in this…ugh…pile of mail… Dear Alex, You … Continue reading »
I’ve never been a big believer in New Year’s Resolutions. All too often they are things we’d like to do, not things we are resolute in achieving. But for me, this year, I need to change. 2012 was good enough, but I need to stop settling for good enough. I want to be in a … Continue reading »
It was a year ago this day, this time, that I made my very first post on Rhoades to Madness. And here I am, 153 posts and 30,000 pageviews later, still chugging away. I haven’t always kept to my schedule, but in the end, I did end up averaging about three posts a week, just … Continue reading »
This is an attempt at songwriting. I envision it as a driving rock ballad that you’d want to HEADBANG to! Or maybe just bang your head against something to make it stop. Partial blame must fall upon my brother Dusty, who inspired the whole thing long, long ago. There was a ruckus on the … Continue reading »
Oh dear lord, it’s not that time again, isn’t it? I don’t even understand why I should do this. I don’t even get any… All right, fine. Dear Alex, What are your pageviews? I want to laugh at how puny they are. Sincerely, Chuckles What an unbearably boring question. “Oh Alex, I want … Continue reading »
I passed 100 posts this week, and over the 8 months I’ve been writing Rhoades to Madness, I have accumulated a lot of mail from my adoring fans. I mean, a lot of mail. Tons. So much mail. Yep. Mail. Anyway, I thought it would be an absolute hoot to answer some totally real e-mails … Continue reading »
I am beginning to think I need a schedule. Or at least a structure of some kind, because I can’t seem to stay ahead of this “writing” thing I do, and can’t seem to get inspired when I need to. It’s aggravating. I have heard that sitting down at a set time every day to … Continue reading »
Grunting and grumbling about what I like, hate, and wonder.
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My name is Alex. I have pop culture feelings. Updates every Wednesday and Friday. Slight tendency to edit as I go.
