As of today, Rhoades to Madness will no longer update (or even try) on Monday-Wednesday-Friday. I will NOT be shutting down the blog, but it will only be updated on a whenever-I-feel-like-it schedule. There are a few factors behind this decision. The least important of them being that barely anyone reads this. My pageviews absolutely … Continue reading »
Happy March, folks! I don’t dream very often. Perhaps I do and simply don’t remember them. Perhaps my waking insanity is enough to satisfy my subconscious. I don’t really know how all that stuff works. But when I have a dream that I can actually recall, it’s something special. The dream I had last night … Continue reading »
Last Thursday, most of the Kansas City Metropolitan Area was LAID WASTE by 10 inches of snow. And what little remains will surely be eradicated by the second round, where anywhere from another 6 to possibly 4,700 inches is due to slam into us in one of the whitest nights since a KKK rally was … Continue reading »
Another orbit of the sun is complete, so I thought I’d take a moment to bask in my own monumental greatness. Damn, I’m good. I mean, damn. Did you know the World’s Most Interesting Man once gave me a piggy-back ride? Did you know that when I visited President Obama, he stayed at the Hilton … Continue reading »
There was no blog post Wednesday because the hotel I happened to be staying at charged $10 a day for wi-fi, and I really didn’t have time for it anyway. For you see, I was in Atlanta, Georgia…on business! I’d never been anywhere “on business” before. I’d never been to Atlanta before, either. In fact, … Continue reading »
Super Bowl LXVII sure was an odd duck, hmm? Fitting, since the Ravens — also feathered creatures — ended up winning easily the most bizarre NFL Championship game ever played. Also fitting because it seemed like there was an inordinate number of storylines converging in New Orleans. From the retirement of and controversy surrounding Ray … Continue reading »
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My name is Alex. I have pop culture feelings. Updates every Wednesday and Friday. Slight tendency to edit as I go.
